I've been traveling. Enough that I have compiled a list on my ipod of things people shouldn't do on planes. I have also made another list of things I wish I could say to the same people committing the said offenses. Here we go...
If you're in the window seat, you should lower your shade in the mid-day sun. Especially when the occupant of the window seat plans on being asleep for 2 hours of the plane ride. This makes watching crappy movies even harder.
If you drink a lot, you should plan ahead to sit in an isle seat. Either that or get depends.
Full size suitcases will never count as carry-on luggage even if you can sneak it past the airport personel. Don't even try fitting in under the seat in front of you.
If you can't fit in one seat, you need to buy two.
Please take a shower before you get on the plane.
If you stand up and try to move around after the plane has landed, forget about it. The already hot cabin will only get hotter.
Hey kid sitting across the aisle, stop asking me weird questions and please stop trying to grab my laptop. You could probably also lose the nasto facial piercings and get your pants off the ground.
Don't ask someone to switch seats unless you obviously have the better seat. For the russian lady who I swapped seats with-- row 41(window seat... aka jail) is worse than row 18(aisle seat). ESPECIALLY when the kid behind you is puking his brains out during the 5 hour plane ride. This was so bad.
Thats all for the airplane complaints! Currently in Honolulu, 3 out of 7 members of my family have food poisioning. I may have escaped the epidemic, we'll see.